Praise the Lard Magnet

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This witty saying will put a smile on anyone's face! Add this magnet to the fridge to be reminded of your visit to the Cafe!

Holiday 2022 Shipping Deadlines

Standard Shipping for Dry Goods - December 9 at 12am CT
Standard Shipping for Meat & Heat n' Eat - December 11 at 12am CT
UPS 2nd Day Air
 - December 16 at 12am CT
UPS Priority Overnight - December 21 at 12am CT


Find all the shipping information you need by category below or feel free to call us at 800-889-2432 if you have any questions.
UPS Transit Map

Pantry Items, Apparel, Keepsakes, and Non-meat Gift Sets


Shipping Schedule

We make every effort to fill orders within 1 to 2 business days of being placed. Orders placed during peak times, such as Thanksgiving and Christmas, will have longer processing times. We strive to fulfill orders within 3 to 4 business days during peak times. If your order is delayed for any reason, we will contact you by the information you provided when placing your order.

All orders are shipped via standard ground service and generally arrive within 3 to 7 business days from the time they ship, depending on the final delivery destination. These items ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Any orders including Meat and Heat N' Eat ship Monday through Wednesday, excluding holidays.

We cannot accommodate requests to hold orders for future ship dates.

Shipping Charges

Our flat-rate standard ground shipping is $12.00 per valid shipping address for ground service within the contiguous 48 states – no matter how much you ship at one time to one address! Apparel-only orders ship free via USPS (7-10 business days). Please double check all address information for your orders. You are responsible for any additional shipping charges incurred for packages returned due to incorrect or incomplete information.

For deliveries to Alaska and Hawaii, shipping quotes will be calculated at checkout using UPS and USPS. Please call us at 800-889-2432 for more information.

For deliveries to Canada, shipping quotes will be calculated at checkout using UPS and USPS. Currently, we cannot ship our bacon, ham, Heat N’ Eat, or popcorn products internationally

For P.O. Boxes, international destinations other than Canada, Puerto Rico, APO or FPO addresses, please call 800-889-2432. Additional charges may apply.

We can ship nearly anywhere in the world. Costs will be calculated at the time the order is placed. Please be aware that certain items may not be permitted through customs in some countries. Call 800-889-2432 or email us at mailorder@lovelesscafe.com to discuss international shipping.

Express Shipping

For even faster delivery of our pantry items, apparel, keepsakes and non-meat gift sets, we offer a variety of express shipping options. Costs for these services are calculated at checkout for the weight and size of your shipment.

ALL SHIPPING PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

 

 

Heat n' Eat & Meat


Shipping Schedule

Heat n' Eat sides and all meat items, including meat kits ship Monday through Wednesday, excluding holidays, and generally arrive 2 to 3 business days from the time they ship, depending on the final delivery destination. Heat n' Eat Sides ship frozen on dry ice, adhering to USDA and FDA guidelines for production and shipping. Hickory Smoked Cajun Bacon ships with gel packs and insulated packaging. Heat n' Eat sides should be removed from shipping package and placed in the freezer immediately. All meat items should be refrigerated upon arrival.

Whole Country Ham, Half Country Ham, Country Ham Slices and Country Ham Biscuit Pieces, Applewood Bacon, Maplewood Bacon, Pepper Bacon, Smoked Country Sausage are USDA-approved shelf-stable products, good out of refrigeration for up to 7 days. These items will be shipped without any coolant or refrigerant. Please inspect all meat items upon arrival for seal tight packaging. If you have any questions or concerns, please call 800-889-2432 or email us at mailorder@lovelesscafe.com.

We make every effort to fill orders within 1 to 2 business days of being placed. Orders placed during peak times, such as Thanksgiving and Christmas, will have longer processing times. We strive to fulfill orders within 3 to 4 business days during peak times. If your order is delayed for any reason, we will contact you by the information you provided when placing your order. Meat and Heat N' Eat items ship Monday - Wednesday. Orders placed on Wednesday through Sunday will be shipped the following week. Holidays and peak periods may require additional processing time.

We cannot ship our Heat n' Eat sides, meat items or meat gift sets to P.O. Boxes, Alaska, Hawaii, international destinations, Canada, Puerto Rico, APO or FPO addresses.

The Loveless Cafe is not responsible for packages delivered and left out of refrigeration for extended periods of time. The Loveless Cafe is not responsible for recipients who are not at home at the time of delivery of express cooled packages.

Heat n' Eat sides, meat items and meat gift sets ship separately and may arrive on a different day than the rest of your order.

Shipping Charges

The shipping charge for Half Country Hams and Whole Hams is $15 per recipient. For all other meat items, our flat-rate standard ground shipping is $12.00 per valid shipping address for ground service within the contiguous 48 states – no matter how much you ship at one time to one address! The shipping charge for Heat n' Eat sides is $38.00 per package; shipped frozen on dry ice. Please double check all address information for your orders. You are responsible for any additional shipping charges incurred for packages returned due to incorrect or incomplete information.

If you would like to upgrade to faster shipping, please call us at 800-889-2432.

ALL SHIPPING PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

 

 

Local Pickup & Delivery Options


Free Curbside Pickup

Online order pickup is available at Hams & Jams Market: 8400 Hwy 100 Nashville TN 37221 between 9am and 4pm, Monday - Friday. Please go to the checkout counter in Hams & Jams to pick up your order.

Orders placed by 12:00pm CST Monday through Friday will be available for pickup within 2 hours. Orders placed between 12:00pm CST Friday and 12:00pm CST Monday will be available for pickup at 2:00pm CST Monday. Choose "The Loveless Cafe - Hams and Jams" as your shipping option in the online checkout process. Orders will be packed in a Loveless Cafe shopping bag. Payment is due at checkout; orders must be picked up within 14 days.

Free Local Delivery

Free delivery is available with a $50 order minimum for select zip codes surrounding the Loveless Cafe and the Nashville area. Click here for a list of eligible zip codes. If your order is eligible for free local delivery, you will see "Local Delivery" as a shipping option in the checkout process. Orders placed by 12:00pm CST Monday through Thursday will be delivered in 2 to 3 business days. Orders will be packed in a shipping box. Holidays and peak periods may require additional processing time.

 

 

Additional Information


Returns & Exchanges

Please inspect all orders upon receipt to check for damaged or defective goods. In the unlikely event that your order arrives damaged, please inform us within 72 hours of receiving your order by sending an email to mailorder@lovelesscafe.com with a photo image of the damage, if possible. In order to return or exchange an item, depending on the circumstances, we may require the return of the original item, the box in which your items were delivered, packaging materials and all box contents.

Please ensure Heat n’ Eat sides are kept frozen. Cajun Bacon should be placed in refrigeration immediately upon arrival. Country Ham Slices and Pieces, Applewood Bacon, Maplewood Bacon, and Pepper Bacon are USDA-approved shelf-stable products, good out of refrigeration for up to 7 days. All ham and bacon products meet FDA shipping requirements.

Customer Service

Our customer service team members are available Monday through Friday, 8:30 am – 4:30 pm CST, excluding holidays. Call us at 800-889-2432 or email mailorder@lovelesscafe.com. Please have your order number ready.

Bulk Orders

Orders weighing 150lbs or greater may require freight shipping with palletization, which is an additional cost. We will contact you should your order meet these requirements. You can also call 800-889-2432 for a quote in advance. Bulk orders may require additional processing time; please allow 10 business days for receipt.

Gift Cards

The Loveless Cafe Gift Cards ship for free via USPS. Please allow 10 business days for receipt. USPS shipping cannot be tracked. Shipping can be upgraded to UPS for an additional fee; call us at 800-889-2432 if you would like to upgrade.

Sending a gift that might arrive a little late? Click here for a sweet certificate you can download and print or email to let your recipient know "A Gift For You Is Coming Soon!"

Holiday 2022 Shipping Deadlines

Standard Shipping for Dry Goods - December 9 at 12am CT
Standard Shipping for Meat & Heat n' Eat - December 11 at 12am CT
UPS 2nd Day Air
 - December 16 at 12am CT
UPS Priority Overnight - December 21 at 12am CT


Find all the shipping information you need by category below or feel free to call us at 800-889-2432 if you have any questions.
UPS Transit Map

Pantry Items, Apparel, Keepsakes, and Non-meat Gift Sets


Shipping Schedule

We make every effort to fill orders within 1 to 2 business days of being placed. Orders placed during peak times, such as Thanksgiving and Christmas, will have longer processing times. We strive to fulfill orders within 3 to 4 business days during peak times. If your order is delayed for any reason, we will contact you by the information you provided when placing your order.

All orders are shipped via standard ground service and generally arrive within 3 to 7 business days from the time they ship, depending on the final delivery destination. These items ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Any orders including Meat and Heat N' Eat ship Monday through Wednesday, excluding holidays.

We cannot accommodate requests to hold orders for future ship dates.

Shipping Charges

Our flat-rate standard ground shipping is $12.00 per valid shipping address for ground service within the contiguous 48 states – no matter how much you ship at one time to one address! Apparel-only orders ship free via USPS (7-10 business days). Please double check all address information for your orders. You are responsible for any additional shipping charges incurred for packages returned due to incorrect or incomplete information.

For deliveries to Alaska and Hawaii, shipping quotes will be calculated at checkout using UPS and USPS. Please call us at 800-889-2432 for more information.

For deliveries to Canada, shipping quotes will be calculated at checkout using UPS and USPS. Currently, we cannot ship our bacon, ham, Heat N’ Eat, or popcorn products internationally

For P.O. Boxes, international destinations other than Canada, Puerto Rico, APO or FPO addresses, please call 800-889-2432. Additional charges may apply.

We can ship nearly anywhere in the world. Costs will be calculated at the time the order is placed. Please be aware that certain items may not be permitted through customs in some countries. Call 800-889-2432 or email us at mailorder@lovelesscafe.com to discuss international shipping.

Express Shipping

For even faster delivery of our pantry items, apparel, keepsakes and non-meat gift sets, we offer a variety of express shipping options. Costs for these services are calculated at checkout for the weight and size of your shipment.

ALL SHIPPING PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

 

 

Heat n' Eat & Meat


Shipping Schedule

Heat n' Eat sides and all meat items, including meat kits ship Monday through Wednesday, excluding holidays, and generally arrive 2 to 3 business days from the time they ship, depending on the final delivery destination. Heat n' Eat Sides ship frozen on dry ice, adhering to USDA and FDA guidelines for production and shipping. Hickory Smoked Cajun Bacon ships with gel packs and insulated packaging. Heat n' Eat sides should be removed from shipping package and placed in the freezer immediately. All meat items should be refrigerated upon arrival.

Whole Country Ham, Half Country Ham, Country Ham Slices and Country Ham Biscuit Pieces, Applewood Bacon, Maplewood Bacon, Pepper Bacon, Smoked Country Sausage are USDA-approved shelf-stable products, good out of refrigeration for up to 7 days. These items will be shipped without any coolant or refrigerant. Please inspect all meat items upon arrival for seal tight packaging. If you have any questions or concerns, please call 800-889-2432 or email us at mailorder@lovelesscafe.com.

We make every effort to fill orders within 1 to 2 business days of being placed. Orders placed during peak times, such as Thanksgiving and Christmas, will have longer processing times. We strive to fulfill orders within 3 to 4 business days during peak times. If your order is delayed for any reason, we will contact you by the information you provided when placing your order. Meat and Heat N' Eat items ship Monday - Wednesday. Orders placed on Wednesday through Sunday will be shipped the following week. Holidays and peak periods may require additional processing time.

We cannot ship our Heat n' Eat sides, meat items or meat gift sets to P.O. Boxes, Alaska, Hawaii, international destinations, Canada, Puerto Rico, APO or FPO addresses.

The Loveless Cafe is not responsible for packages delivered and left out of refrigeration for extended periods of time. The Loveless Cafe is not responsible for recipients who are not at home at the time of delivery of express cooled packages.

Heat n' Eat sides, meat items and meat gift sets ship separately and may arrive on a different day than the rest of your order.

Shipping Charges

The shipping charge for Half Country Hams and Whole Hams is $15 per recipient. For all other meat items, our flat-rate standard ground shipping is $12.00 per valid shipping address for ground service within the contiguous 48 states – no matter how much you ship at one time to one address! The shipping charge for Heat n' Eat sides is $38.00 per package; shipped frozen on dry ice. Please double check all address information for your orders. You are responsible for any additional shipping charges incurred for packages returned due to incorrect or incomplete information.

If you would like to upgrade to faster shipping, please call us at 800-889-2432.

ALL SHIPPING PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

 

 

Local Pickup & Delivery Options


Free Curbside Pickup

Online order pickup is available at Hams & Jams Market: 8400 Hwy 100 Nashville TN 37221 between 9am and 4pm, Monday - Friday. Please go to the checkout counter in Hams & Jams to pick up your order.

Orders placed by 12:00pm CST Monday through Friday will be available for pickup within 2 hours. Orders placed between 12:00pm CST Friday and 12:00pm CST Monday will be available for pickup at 2:00pm CST Monday. Choose "The Loveless Cafe - Hams and Jams" as your shipping option in the online checkout process. Orders will be packed in a Loveless Cafe shopping bag. Payment is due at checkout; orders must be picked up within 14 days.

Free Local Delivery

Free delivery is available with a $50 order minimum for select zip codes surrounding the Loveless Cafe and the Nashville area. Click here for a list of eligible zip codes. If your order is eligible for free local delivery, you will see "Local Delivery" as a shipping option in the checkout process. Orders placed by 12:00pm CST Monday through Thursday will be delivered in 2 to 3 business days. Orders will be packed in a shipping box. Holidays and peak periods may require additional processing time.

 

 

Additional Information


Returns & Exchanges

Please inspect all orders upon receipt to check for damaged or defective goods. In the unlikely event that your order arrives damaged, please inform us within 72 hours of receiving your order by sending an email to mailorder@lovelesscafe.com with a photo image of the damage, if possible. In order to return or exchange an item, depending on the circumstances, we may require the return of the original item, the box in which your items were delivered, packaging materials and all box contents.

Please ensure Heat n’ Eat sides are kept frozen. Cajun Bacon should be placed in refrigeration immediately upon arrival. Country Ham Slices and Pieces, Applewood Bacon, Maplewood Bacon, and Pepper Bacon are USDA-approved shelf-stable products, good out of refrigeration for up to 7 days. All ham and bacon products meet FDA shipping requirements.

Customer Service

Our customer service team members are available Monday through Friday, 8:30 am – 4:30 pm CST, excluding holidays. Call us at 800-889-2432 or email mailorder@lovelesscafe.com. Please have your order number ready.

Bulk Orders

Orders weighing 150lbs or greater may require freight shipping with palletization, which is an additional cost. We will contact you should your order meet these requirements. You can also call 800-889-2432 for a quote in advance. Bulk orders may require additional processing time; please allow 10 business days for receipt.

Gift Cards

The Loveless Cafe Gift Cards ship for free via USPS. Please allow 10 business days for receipt. USPS shipping cannot be tracked. Shipping can be upgraded to UPS for an additional fee; call us at 800-889-2432 if you would like to upgrade.

Sending a gift that might arrive a little late? Click here for a sweet certificate you can download and print or email to let your recipient know "A Gift For You Is Coming Soon!"